This is not the greatest car in the world.

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
01/28/2016 at 21:55 • Filed to: None

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This is just a Tribute.


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Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
01/28/2016 at 22:00

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I guess I just gotta believe


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
01/28/2016 at 22:00

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I don’t know why, but there’s something about these (and the same generation Ford Escape) that makes me want one. Weirdly, I want a 2WD manual version. In yellow.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
01/28/2016 at 22:02

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https://society6.com/product/mazda-…


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
01/28/2016 at 22:07

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You need to Escape from bad puns


Kinja'd!!! daender > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
01/28/2016 at 22:24

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But that fender mirror tho.

I need to raid one of these at a junkyard. Apparently their window washer jets are an improvement over the NA/NB nozzles.


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
01/28/2016 at 22:26

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Indeed, we don’t want this to Escalade.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Matt Nichelson
01/28/2016 at 23:16

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You need to be escorted out of here


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
01/28/2016 at 23:27

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I was going to say we’ll need a good Navigator to find a way out of this situation.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > fhrblig
01/28/2016 at 23:28

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I sold a new Escape to a girl that had an old yellow one. It’s name was Twinkie and it was a total rust bucket.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
01/28/2016 at 23:39

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The only way we can ENDEAVOR through this TORRENTial JOURNEY is for a great VOYAGER to lead a GRAND CARAVAN through the TOWN AND COUNTRY


Kinja'd!!! J_P_Cars10s > fhrblig
01/29/2016 at 00:34

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I was behind a FWD model in traffic last night. There’s a big gaping empty space where the rear diff goes. It’s only noticeable be cause it sits relatively high for a crossover, and has a great departure angle.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/03/2016 at 14:16

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Great minds... http://oppositelock.kinja.com/this-is-not-th…


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
02/03/2016 at 22:56

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Pssh, only beat me by a year and a half.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2016 at 09:45

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Hahaha - it’s funny enough that it needs to be repeated on some kind of regular basis.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/04/2016 at 09:46

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/this-is-not-th…